HELLO and welcome to MOSQUITO HATER DOT COM!!! My name is  [REDACTED] and I HATE mosquitoes more than ANYTHING in the WHOLE WORLD.

I started this website after I visited fort lauderdale (for the view) where I got  FORTY SEVEN BITES  on my LEFT ANKLE. I counted them.

If you also hate mosquitoes, you have come to the RIGHT PLACE.

• They can smell your breath from 100 FEET AWAY. nasty
• Their wings beat 800 times per second which is a lot of times
• Mosquitoes have killed more humans than ALL WARS COMBINED (excl. the war on terror)
• I have been bited on the eyelid